What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:03

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Are you already having anal sex?
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How many trans people are lawful gun owners?
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”