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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:03

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do you write?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Are you already having anal sex?

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How many trans people are lawful gun owners?

A View to a Kill

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

If Jesus spoke against abortion and prioritized family values, how quickly would he be dismissed as a patriarchal figure by modern progressives?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?